![]() 01/19/2015 at 10:10 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
This is what she made herself for lunch...
I guess playing with your food never really gets old.
![]() 01/19/2015 at 10:12 |
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my thanksgiving plate: a mountain of turkey, a mashed potato volcano with corn lava, stuffing dam hold back the great lake gravy
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A sense of humor ages really well.
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Paging Walter White...
![]() 01/19/2015 at 10:14 |
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I do crap like this but I have kids so I get a free pass. Suckers!
When I was wearing my brace people would see all the stickers and be like, "Oh you must have kids!" and I would say, "Yes. That is why there are stickers all over my brace."
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Holy crapsticks, what did you do to deserve that brace?
![]() 01/19/2015 at 10:25 |
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Dude...mashed potato volcanoes are not to be messed with and those dams are damn important...how else will we save the broccoli forest from certain doom!?!?!?
![]() 01/19/2015 at 10:28 |
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Fell out of a tree and shattered a vertebrae.
![]() 01/19/2015 at 11:31 |
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Sidebar, that rice looks amazing.
![]() 01/19/2015 at 11:46 |
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OW! You fell straight down on a set of metal screws! That had to hurt!
#iknowiknow
![]() 01/19/2015 at 12:22 |
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They had to be the third or fourth most most painful thing I ever got shoved up there.
![]() 01/19/2015 at 12:32 |
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Oh, Hey, while I know you are on here today..... I thought of you when I saw this.
Admit it, this is yours, isn't it?
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At first I was like:
Then I was like:
![]() 01/19/2015 at 16:34 |
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yes. but when a side of the caldera gives way, its always fun to see the Pea villagers meet their fate!
The Gods Are Displeased! your cornbread sacrifice did not sate their anger!
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"Quick! We must escape to the plateau of ham! THE HUMANITY!!!!!"